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Matters Arising!!!

We were on our wayout and then stopped by the bank to use the ATM. As usual there was a queue. While my counterpart joined the queue, I decided to wait in the car cos the ☀ was smiling so widely, and then one random babe just walked up and was like "pls lemme join you, the sun is too hot" without approval she opened the door and sat down. She finally left without thanking me. How will you react?

PAULY, NOHE AND THE OUTBURST

S1/E2 Hell no! That sh*t was never gonna happen. Didn’t happen on his movie location where he had females looking for favours and better roles and it sure wasn’t going to happen in his bar. He just didn’t mix business with pleasure, too much complication in his opinion. After a week on the job, UC (her initials) didn’t show up. Pauly didn’t mind, he had been doing this job already for two months without any help so he carried on like nothing happened, three days later, he didn’t heard a word, so he went to her house to check on her. She lived a stone throw away. He knocked on the door, and there she was looking fully fit, she claimed to unwell but didn’t sound or look that way. “I guess u r tired of working” Pauly asked? “Yes” she replied, “goodbye” he said and left. He put up another advertisement for a bar attendant which was quickly responded to and he employed “B”.  “B” resumed on a Sunday, business was always good on Sundays. People just couldn’t get enough of that spicy bbq ...

RED DIARY: LOVE DIARY

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SEASON 1, EPISODE 1 (PILOT) Somewhere in a modern duplex in GRA Benin, Edo state, the lovely Mudiaga family is having dinner. Seated at the table is the head of the family, Mike Mudiaga, his wife Eguonor, his soon to be sixteen year old daughter Daro and eight year old son Julius. They were having rice and a certain Chinese sauce Eguonor had been experimenting with lately. Then Daro says "Mum, something really weird happened in school today", her mum replies "What happened sweetie?", "We were made to take some blood tests during our biology class and it turns out I am B negative and my genotype is AS. How is that even possible? I remember you and dad are both O positive and AA from the time you donated blood when Julius was ill. They must have made a mistake" Daro said. She noticed her parents exchanging an uncomfortable look when she said that, then her dad said the most shocking thing "It’s no mistake dear", "not now Mike" Eguon...